Naughty or nice?

My Grown-Up Christmas List:

By now all the gift wrap has been thrown away, and pine needles are beginning to drop, so that means we're nearing the end of this weird Covid-19 Christmas. Maybe it's time to take stock of a few things.

Did Santa reward you with all the items on your list, or did he leave off a few? Your blogger did pretty well, all things considered, but there were a couple of glaring disappointments.

Here goes.

 

1.  A Jussen brothers sex scene. I had prayed extra hard for this one. For years the Dutch piano duo has been flirting and toying with one another, teasing their fans into a frenzy. So just do it already. Right on top of the piano, pay-per-view. Sign me up.

 

 2. World peace. A sequel, pretty-pretty please. Mario Lopez turned 47 in October, but 14 years ago he made major strides toward world peace with this homoerotic shower scene with Julian McMahon (Nip and Tuck, 2006).

Mario: Are you looking at my dick?

Julian: No. I'm looking at your ass.

And anyone remember Holiday in Handcuffs?

No? Now streaming on Hulu.

But here's a teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZ1lrUPLKc

Head straight for the 0:42 timing mark. I want to be that towel.

3. Paul Greene (Canadian actor, 46). Just imagine what he could do with those lips. Please, somebody come up with the bucks that would tempt this straight man to do gay soft porn. A Go-Fund-Me account, perhaps? I repeat: Imagine what he could do with those lips.

 

4. Here was my most fervent wish -- never again to see the name or hear the voice of Rufus Wainwright (that whiny, nasal sound). He's just an attention whore who's an embarrassment to professional gay musicians everywhere, your blogger included.

 

5. But enough about me. Here's my gift to you, my visitors from 220 countries -- a really useful time piece. Here's a link:

https://trumpevictionclock.com/nicer/

 Merry Christmas, fellas!