April 3

 

 

Say good morning 
to caffeine addicts Zac and Miles:

Inexplicable --
An alert blog reader recalled that years ago I posted a short film about slapping. Took me a while, but I found it in the archives from September 23, 2012. So here you go, Matt. You're welcome.

Sissy Boy Slap Party 
(2004)
By Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin, b. 1956

Hey, sailor – NO SLAPPING!

Most quotable line of dialog:
"Boys, boys, boys. I turn my back and there you are; slapping each other again!"

Your blogger comments: I can offer no explanation for this: sultry shirtless sailors, fake palm trees, African drummers, homoerotic undertones. Thumb sucking. Slapping, whining, crying. In glorious black and white.



Lads in underwear:

August 30

Chill, girl! Jeez. 
I only did this to get your brother's attention, so don't flatter yourself.

Shower time (just because):

Shirtless Alpine revelry (inexplicable):

Off the charts sexy:

Off to college revisited:

 

Training the new roommate:

 

January 1

Still sobering up? 

Grab some coffee, get comfortable and enjoy the first crop of tan lines of the New Year:

 

Sexy men and jockstraps:

Inexplicable: 
Trouble at an early age (with chicken)

Notice:
Before the end of the month I'm taking a vacation (Turkey again), moving and starting a new job, so less frequent posts for a while. Back to daily posts by February (hopefully).