December 22

 

A burst of athleticism:

Am I ashamed I laughed?

Not at all.

So two friends were sitting in a coffee shop, speaking in Spanish.

A perturbed woman using a wheelchair moved over to them and said in an accusatory tone, “We’re in America, so you should be speaking English”. 

And one of the Hispanic lads said to her, 

“Well, you’ve got legs, lady. You should be walking”.