The real reason Trump was not asked to speak at the funeral of George HW Bush
Trump's stock eulogy:
I guess Bush was OK so far as Republican presidents go, but I accomplished more in my first week than he did in all eight years as Vice President and four years as a very weak president. Very weak. And as you know, I prefer soldiers who don't get shot down. And in backing away from the nuclear option, he left us in the mess we have in the Middle East today. Sad. But you know, Jared's going to take care of it. He's the only one who can do it, the only one. Because I send in only the very best people. The very best. We're going to make America great again. So great. So much winning.