April 3

 

 

Say good morning 
to caffeine addicts Zac and Miles:

Inexplicable --
An alert blog reader recalled that years ago I posted a short film about slapping. Took me a while, but I found it in the archives from September 23, 2012. So here you go, Matt. You're welcome.

Sissy Boy Slap Party 
(2004)
By Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin, b. 1956

Hey, sailor – NO SLAPPING!

Most quotable line of dialog:
"Boys, boys, boys. I turn my back and there you are; slapping each other again!"

Your blogger comments: I can offer no explanation for this: sultry shirtless sailors, fake palm trees, African drummers, homoerotic undertones. Thumb sucking. Slapping, whining, crying. In glorious black and white.



Lads in underwear:

April 2

 

Dang! That blasted A/C is out again!

Say hello to Bradley. Looks as if he's had a rough night.
But maybe he'd like it rougher (just sayin'):

Those frat boys: finger lickin' good!

 

We all like a man in uniform...