Friday, August 2, 2013
With a side of socks:
Beethoven gets worked over:
"There is no metaphor or analogy that can illustrate what this retard did with his chosen sonata*, so I'll have to describe his performance as directly and blandly as if I were writing a police report: He bent Beethoven over the piano's sound board and, for the next twenty minutes or so, fucked poor Ludwig in the ass."
*Beethoven Piano Sonata, Opus 22